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Incompetent Idiots and the Amazing Shapeshifting Possum

by GoatKid

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ポッサムをいまたい / Possamu o Imatai / I Want to Have a Possum (ft.東北きりたん/Tohoku Kiritan) 01:27
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ポッサムをいまたい ポッサムをいまたい 可愛いです、可愛いです ポッサムをいまたい ポッサムの中に心 暖かくてふわふわ気持ち ポッサムの周りに世界 ポッサムの中に魂 ポッサムはほんと優しい ポッサムが大好きです ポッサムは私の生き甲斐 ポッサムのために亡くなる ポッサムをいまたい ポッサムをいまたい 可愛いです、可愛いです ポッサムをいまたい ポッサムをいまたい ポッサムをいまたい 可愛いです、可愛いです ポッサムをいまたい Possamu o imatai Possamu o imatai Kawaii desu kawaii desu Possamu o imatai Possamu no naka ni kokoro Attakakute fuwafuwa kimochi Possamu no mawari ni sekai Possamu no naka ni tamashii Possamu wa honto yasashii Possamu ga daisuki desu Possamu wa watashi no ikigai Possamu no tame ni nakunaru Possamu o imatai Possamu o imatai Kawaii desu kawaii desu Possamu o imatai Possamu o imatai Possamu o imatai Kawaii desu kawaii desu Possamu o imatai I want to have a possum I want to have a possum They’re so cute, they’re so cute I want to have a possum Possums in my heart Warm, fluffy feelings Possums around the world Possums in my soul Possums are so nice I love possums Possums are my reason for living I’d die for possums I want to have a possum I want to have a possum They’re so cute, they’re so cute I want to have a possum I want to have a possum I want to have a possum They’re so cute, they’re so cute I want to have a possum
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Still Can't Kick You Out of My Heart (Trixie's Soap Soap Opera) (ft. AERIS & Sweet Ann) 05:36
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I got banned from Walmart my soap opera with actual soaps is unrecognized as a piece of art they’ve crushed my dreams, my hopes I got kicked out of Twilight’s castle I snuck inside and boiled her ketchup she said to stop getting into trouble she said to start acting like a grownup Trixie was banned from the meet-and-greet because she kept harassing AK Yearling saying, “look look can’t you see my soap soap opera will be the next big thing” I kicked Trixie out of my discord server because she wouldn’t stop making dad jokes but I let her back in later because I’d miss that little foal but no matter how hard I try when I look into your eyes I know I want to spend my life with you a little bold, a little proud things don’t go your way and you pout and yet I still can’t kick you out of my heart Starlight and I will show them we’re just as good as those Elements of Harmony if I was in charge, then I would- excuse me ma’am this is a Wendy’s aren’t these fries delicious? world domination can come later they will all see what we’re capable of after all, we are pro gamers! and no matter what troubles you I’ll do the best I can do to ensure that you do not lose your smile a little nervous are we now? and your nerves make me want to shout but yet I still can’t kick you out of my heart it feels a little weird I’ve never had such strong feelings before it’s thanks to you being here that I don’t feel isolated anymore it feels a little weird I’ve never had such strong feelings before it’s thanks to you being here that I don’t feel isolated anymore and no matter what awaits us when we are down on our luck just know that I’ll never give up on you a little bang and a big pow let them know we’re here with a shout we’ll never kick each other out of our hearts
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Another SakuHima Song (ft. Sakine Meiko & Eleanor Forte Lite) 03:24
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[Meiko + Eleanor] I don’t hate to say that I really really really dislike you it ruins my day every every every time I see you [Meiko] ew, you’re here again? I must be the unluckiest person on the planet [Eleanor] now that’s an exaggeration I’m the unluckiest one in the sun’s orbit [Meiko] oh how high and mighty someone needs to put you back in your place [Eleanor] shut your mouth already I’m sick and tired of seeing your face [Meiko + Eleanor] I despise the sight of you my rage boils inside my chest there’s no way I’ll ever lose I’ll come out as the best [Eleanor] are you trying to pick a fight? stop coming over all the time to ask for help [Meiko] I can’t help it alright!? if I could choose, then I wouldn’t sit through this hell [Eleanor] I hate the way you’re like that how you never appreciate or look at me [Meiko] there’s nothing much to look at and it’d be much easier if you had a better personality [Meiko + Eleanor] I despise the sight of you my rage boils inside my chest there’s no way I’ll ever lose I’ll come out as the best I hate the way you act I hate your stupid face I hate to hear your laugh you make my head ache [Meiko + Eleanor] I’ve never been together with someone for so long and maybe, I admit, I’d rather you here than gone [Meiko + Eleanor] yet still I despise the sight of you my rage boils inside my chest there’s no way I’ll ever lose I’ll come out as the best I hate the way you act I hate your stupid face I hate to hear your laugh you make my head ache [Meiko + Eleanor] I despise the sight of you my rage boils inside my chest there’s no way I’ll ever lose I’ll come out as the best I hate the way you act I hate your stupid face I hate to hear your laugh you make my head ache
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I'll Keep Being Stupid, Doing Stupid Things (ft. Daina, Sonika, Tonio, Azuki, Avanna, Meiko, Dex, Sweet Ann, Matcha, Prima, & Big Al) 03:30
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[Daina] I don’t want to be forgotten but I think you’ll forget me if I’m not always doing something then I know you’ll forget me [Sonika] I get too invested in things like nothing else exists I just want it to be perfect but in my heart you definitely exist [Tonio] I find love very confusing [Azuki] I can’t directly convey my feelings [Avanna] tell me what I should be doing [Meiko] to support you through these things? [Daina + Sonika + Tonio + Azuki + Avanna + Meiko] I don’t know [Dex] so I’ll keep talking to you [Sweet Ann] I’ll keep being stupid doing stupid things [Sweet Ann + Dex] and maybe you will notice something [Azuki] 君に私の気持ちを伝えたい でも私はそれが上手じゃない [Tonio] 一緒にまったりしてばかりい これは私たちの普通じゃないか [Daina] I find love very confusing [Sweet Ann] I can’t directly convey my feelings [Sonika] tell me what I should be doing [Dex] to support you through these things? [Azuki + Tonio + Daina + Sweet Ann + Sonika + Dex] I don’t know [Meiko] so I’ll keep talking to you [Avanna] I’ll keep being stupid doing stupid things [Meiko + Avanna] and maybe you will notice something [Meiko + Avanna] I don’t know so [Matcha] 頑張っていく [Prima] even if you don’t need it I will guide you [Big Al] and maybe you can know I love you [Daina + Sonika + Tonio + Azuki + Avanna + Meiko + Dex + Sweet Ann + Matcha + Prima + Big Al] I don’t know so I’ll keep talking to you I’ll keep being stupid doing stupid things and maybe you will notice something [Daina + Sonika + Tonio + Azuki + Avanna + Meiko + Dex + Sweet Ann + Matcha + Prima + Big Al] I don’t know so 頑張っていく even if you don’t need it I will guide you and maybe you can know I love you
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I'm Going To Spend My $2000 Stimulus Check on Nuggets (ft. Avanna) 01:05
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if you had two thousand dollars what would you do you know there's only 1 correct answer, don't you? I want a nugget, no more than one nugget hand me your stimulus checks so we can fund this don't tell me what to do that it's a bad idea you'll see when I have a nugget mansion and you don't
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Uzaki-chan Wants To…? (ft. Sweet Ann) 02:37
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you’re always sitting by yourself like a loser there’s no way no way no way you can get uncooler and I don’t mean to be a worrier but being all alone is something you’ll regret sooner or later so let’s live a fulfilling college life a little social interaction doesn’t bite I won’t back down even if you put up a fight and that’s what it’ll always be like what you don’t know it’s embarrassing to say so making highs from lows I’ll make your life grow I won’t go slow cuz your life really blows so I’ll take on this load and I won’t let you say no I waited a whole year for you to come out of this slump and you just stayed the same so I took the jump now don’t be like that you’re no fun I think I’ll just keep playing dumb so why don’t we go to the beach or something? build sand castles, eat watermelon, go swimming and after a long day of fun and playing we’ll do it again in the morning! what you don’t know it’s embarrassing to say so making highs from lows I’ll make your life grow I won’t go slow cuz your life really blows so I’ll take on this load and I won’t let you say no so let’s live a fulfilling college life a little social interaction doesn’t bite I won’t back down even if you put up a fight and that’s what it’ll always be like what you don’t know it’s embarrassing to say so making highs from lows I’ll make your life grow I won’t go slow cuz your life really blows so I’ll take on this load and I won’t let you say no what you don’t know it’s embarrassing to say so making highs from lows I’ll make your life grow I won’t go slow cuz your life really blows so I’ll take on this load and I won’t let you say no
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G5 Pony 01:17
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Hobbyist Composition vs Project Coursework (ft. Defoko) 01:57
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I’m gonna study to lo-fi I’m gonna be an A+ student but there’s no studying and no lofi I’m just writing a song instead x4 I need to take care of the cells where the hell is the trypsin that vacuum trap is so gross with the mold growing in it x2
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Avanna, Sonika, and Prima Record a Song in Their Garage about Dogs (ft. Avanna, Sonika, & Prima) 02:31
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[Avanna] it’s dog-owning weather it’s dog owning weather it’s dog owning weather and I wanna take a dog outside [Avanna] I hate doing things without purpose so it’s hard to enjoy nice weather there’s nothing I want to do outside except walk a 100% good pupper [Sonika] dedicated owners walking their dogs I see them every day having so much fun at the park with their dog smiles on their dog face [Prima] the dog delivering a frisbee white fluffy dog with a sweater the BME professor’s dog the local golden retriever [Avanna] it’s dog-owning weather, dog owning weather [Sonika] it’s dog-owning weather, dog owning weather [Prima] it’s dog-owning weather [Avanna] and I wanna take a dog outside [Avanna] I love being greeted by dogs every single one of them is good I’d love to give each one a good home if I had the time and funds then I would [Sonika] dedicated owners walking their dogs I want to be just like that I’d walk the doggo every day I’m sure that routine would make me less sad [Prima] the dog delivering a frisbee white fluffy dog with a sweater the BME professor’s dog the local golden retriever [Avanna] it’s dog-owning weather, dog owning weather [Sonika] it’s dog-owning weather, dog owning weather [Prima] it’s dog-owning weather [Avanna] and I wanna take a dog outside [Daina] "...What are you doing??"
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A Girl and Her Quest to Pet Every Cat in the World (ft. Daina + Dex) 01:50
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[Daina] I want to pet every cat in the world I want to pet every cat in the world [Daina] I was sitting in my room today but something wasn’t quite right what can I do to fulfill my life? I thought and thought over my plight [Dex] she decided the best thing to do would be pet every cat in the world but she knew it was a lot for one girl but she was stupid [Daina] I want to pet every cat in the world and I’ll walk and I’ll walk and I’ll walk to the ends of the Earth to do so I want to pet every cat in the world I’ll go by land and by sea and by air just to do so [Daina] I started my quest in the backyard I didn’t find any kitties so next I took a walk down the street I searched and searched for cats to meet [Daina] Hey cats come here I love you so Hey cats love me please do not go [Daina] I want to pet every cat in the world and I’ll walk and I’ll walk and I’ll walk to the ends of the Earth to do so I want to pet every cat in the world I’ll go by land and by sea and by air just to do so
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Ode to [Local] Mall (ft. Daina, Meiko, Tohoku Kiritan, & Go-on Nero) 02:55
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[Daina] I wonder what the Fuji Chen lady is up to [Meiko] who will she give her samples to now that the mall’s demolished [Kiritan] I remember spending our days at the arcade [Nero] we had a gundam store and a small business selling anime shit [all] this is the end of a legend no malls are as iconic as this one a community college and a Japanese-style arcade in one package! [Daina] I wonder what that cosplayer is up to [Meiko] just hanging out at the mall dressed as Yuri Plisetsky [Kiritan] I remember workout-gear guy at DDR [Nero] maybe our mall closed down because it only attracted a niche crowd [all] this is the end of a legend no malls are as iconic as this one a community college and a Japanese-style arcade in one package! [Daina] this is the end of a legend [Meiko] no malls are as iconic as this one [Kiritan] a community college [Nero] and a Japanese-style arcade in one package!
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ディザースターレズビアンの歌 / Disaster Lesbian Song (ft. Azuki & Matcha) 02:14
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[AZUKI] 私の秘密は少女 が好きいる きれいで可愛い そわそわさせる [AZUKI] 何が彼女をいう？ [MATCHA] あの可愛い子は見詰めて。。。 [AZUKI] 私を好きですかな？ [MATCHA] 彼女と付き合たい。。。 [AZUKI + MATCHA] らら、らだだだだ らら、らだだだだ らら、らだだだだ らら、らだだだだ [MATCHA] 私は可愛いな少女 を好きです 私に優しいです でもレズビアンか？ [MATCHA] 彼女は遊びに来た [AZUKI] 二人は手を繋いで [MATCHA] 私に「大好き」と言った [AZUKI] でも本当に知らない [AZUKI + MATCHA] らら、らだだだだ らら、らだだだだ らら、らだだだだ らら、らだだだだ [AZUKI] あの。。。え と。。。 私。。。。あん。。。 す、す、す。。。 え と。。。 [MATCHA] あの。。。え と。。。 私。。。。あん。。。 す、す、す。。。 え と。。。 [AZUKI + MATCHA] らら、らだだだだ らら、らだだだだ らら、らだだだだ らら、らだだだだ [Azuki] watashi no himitsu wa shoujo ga suki iru kirei de kawaii sowasowa saseru [Azuki] nani ga kanojo o iu? [Matcha] ano kawaiiko wa mitsumete… [Azuki] watashi o suki desu kana? [Matcha] kanojo to tsukiatai… [Azuki + Matcha] ra ra, radada dada ra ra, radada dada ra ra, radada dada ra ra, radada dada [Matcha] watashi wa kawaii na shoujo o suki desu watashi ni yasashii desu demo rezubian ka? [Matcha] kanojo wa asobini kita [Azuki] futari wa te o tsunaide [Matcha] watashi ni, “daisuki” to itta [Azuki] demo honto ni shiranai [Azuki + Matcha] ra ra, radada dada ra ra, radada dada ra ra, radada dada ra ra, radada dada [Azuki] ano... eto... watashi... an... su-su-su… eto… [Matcha] ano... eto... watashi... an... su-su-su… eto… [Azuki + Matcha] ra ra, radada dada ra ra, radada dada ra ra, radada dada ra ra, radada dada [Azuki] Secretly, there is a girl that I like She’s pretty and cute It makes me nervous [Azuki] What do I say to her? [Matcha] That cute girl is staring… [Azuki] I wonder if she likes me? [Matcha] I want to go out with her… [Azuki + Matcha] la la, ladada dada la la, ladada dada la la, ladada dada la la, ladada dada [Matcha] I like a cute girl She’s nice to me But is she a lesbian? [Matcha] She invited me to her house [Azuki] We’re holding hands [Matcha] She told me, “I like you” [Azuki] But I really don’t know [Azuki + Matcha] la la, ladada dada la la, ladada dada la la, ladada dada la la, ladada dada [Azuki] that… uh… I… um… lo-lo-lo… uh.. [Matcha] that… uh… I… um… lo-lo-lo… uh.. [Azuki + Matcha] la la, ladada dada la la, ladada dada la la, ladada dada la la, ladada dada
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I’m In Love With An Angel But The Problem Is That I’m The Demon That Tempted Adam And Eve (ft. Dex) 02:04
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how do you really feel about me? am I just some demon, your sworn enemy? can you even call me your friend? and if you can’t what will happen when the world ends? I just want to run away from this place let’s get outta here, you and me, and we can go to space we can spend another six thousand years and if you say yes we can spend eternity here but it CAN’T be that simple you CAN’T just say “yes” you STUPID STUBBORN angel I WILL wring your neck it feels a little painful it burns in my chest and maybe I should tell you but I can’t say it yet having to live like this is a huge pain “good” or “evil”, “right” or “wrong”, it’s driving us insane we can run away, live on the moon with no one else bothering us, just me and you but it CAN’T be that simple you CAN’T just say “yes” you STUPID STUBBORN angel I WILL wring your neck it feels a little painful it burns in my chest and maybe I should tell you but I can’t say it yet

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released April 1, 2021

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GoatKid Boston, Massachusetts

I want to touch people's hearts with music in the same way it's touched mine. My songs can be shitty, messy, chaotic, but they're me. Even if I'm gone for a while, I'll always come back. Don't forget me.

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